Decree on Sanitation

To All Who Shall See These Presents, Greetings.

Having rescinded all decrees issued between Inaugural Decrees Part 1 and Part 2, I hereby re-issue the original Decree on Sanitation. Said decree has proven so beloved of the people that in the intervening years I’ve noticed it posted in many locations throughout my domain. Therefore:

Be it decreed that henceforth employees must wash hands before returning to work.

Given under my hand the 2nd day of April in the year 2013 CE; re-issued this 28th day of January in the year 2022 CE,

by the Grace of God Emperor of These United States

Author: Norton XIII
by the grace of God emperor of these United States